ECOCRIME

Just read that Carbon dioxide has now been changed to a form of pollution by U.S. courts. Now every breath you take makes you an eco-criminal. Of course, on the downside, trees need CO2 to live. I wonder if anyone bothered to ask the trees how they felt about it.
Speaking of eco-criminals: If i rob a bank and steal $100,000 and you rob a bank and only get $5,000, does that make you any less of a bank robber than me?
Lets continue the thought:
Environmentalists claim that they are better than us because they drive cars that use less gas. They are still using gas though, still waisting precious fuel, still polluting mother earth. Isn't that an eco-crime?
Could they take public transportation? Still polluting, still an eco-crime.
Should they ride bicycles? Wait, Bikes are made from metal that is ripped from precious mother earth. eco-rape, hence eco-crime.
They could walk everywhere? Wait again, the material made from shoes are ripped from plants that are grown from mother earth and I am sure the plants were never consulted on this. In fact, all plants that produce food and fiber were, thousands of years ago, selectively bred to produce these things, genetic modification, yuk. Once again eco-rape equals eco-crime.
So the next time you see an environmentalists who isn't walking barefoot, and bare naked for that matter, ask them why they hate the precious mother earth gia so much.